Note: This is a satirical piece.
Democrats have long been known to support late-term abortion, but the Biden case has pushed that to new limits.
While vultures were flying all over the place last week, Democrats devoured one of their own on Sunday when Joe Biden sent a letter to the public saying he would not run for reelection.
He did it when he was supposedly infected with COVID-19 himself, which was weird. He had emphatically said in a CNN town hall that if you get the vaccine, you won't get COVID-19. A lot of people believed him because his wife is a doctor (and, according to Whoopi Goldberg, “a very good doctor”). Phew.).
COVID-19 has been pretty much the only thing that has led people to choose Biden over Trump in recent years.
And from the left, he was showered with praise: “the greatest president,” “a true hero,” “a selfless public servant,” and so on and so forth. To be clear, the Democrats did not remove Joe Biden from the running because he was cognitively impaired. If they cared, they would have done so four years ago. They removed him because the American public found out about his condition during the debates, and now he cannot win. Don't be fooled by the Democrats' vain pandering.
For those who pay attention, the real story is one of disillusionment among Americans who have been lied to by Democrat Party and media propaganda.
Here's a quick list of the major recent lies and cover-ups: the Russia hoax, COVID restrictions and shutdowns, smearing people like me who thought COVID was from a Wuhan lab leak and not bats, Charlottesville, Virginia, withdrawal from Afghanistan, January 6thNumber Committees, impeachments, court battles, claims that the border was “secure,” and Democrat and media collusion to hide Joe Biden’s years of cognitive decline. And the latest, the Secret Service’s arrogant stonewalling of Congress over DEI hiring in response to the failed Trump protection fiasco.
How can we believe what the government tells us?
Kamala Harris, who says she worked alongside Biden, hid this more than anyone else. She needs to be held accountable, but she won't be. Joe Biden has “vocally” endorsed Kamala.
Democrats are pretending that their party is united around the now-unpopular Kamala. And they may be trying to do just that. The lie the Democrats keep telling is that Trump is a threat to democracy.
Our government has become too big, too unaccountable, and too stupid to serve many of us.
After the only bipartisan congressional grilling in four years, the Director of the Secret Service finally resigned. Why didn't Biden and Harris fire her? And what would it take for her to be fired by the Democrats? In my opinion, Republican Senator Nancy Mace of South Carolina blasted Director Cheatle. Looking at Mace, I expect a good scolding from her.
Not only was Secret Service Director Cheatle having a bad day, but the Biden family was having a bad day, too. Reportedly It helped Hunter avoid the consequences of his actions. Joe Biden will never be president and will lose his pardon power. And Hooters has announced it will close its stores. Imagine how bad a week it has been for Hunter Biden.
For people worried about Hooters closing its locations, the company will continue to deliver “Eats-style” food to their doorsteps with a service called “Knockers.”
Ron Hart is a libertarian editorial humorist and award-winning author who appears frequently on television and radio. He can be reached at Ron@RonaldHart.com or on Twitter @RonaldHart.
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