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Olympics Opening Ceremony Goes Viral Because Everyone Is Like ‘WTF Even Is This?’

Social media was abuzz on Friday afternoon, with everyone asking: “What on earth is going on at the Olympic Opening Ceremony?”

I'll never forget watching the opening ceremony of the London 2012 Olympics. My family and I decided to only watch 10 minutes and then go to bed. I ended up watching the whole 3.5 hour opening ceremony. It was amazing and a really great tribute to Britain and its rich cultural history. Apparently Paris missed out and decided to become the space junk capital of the world on a Friday night.

The idiot who planned the opening ceremony of the 2024 Paris Olympics hired a bunch of emo clowns from the early 2000s to re-create The Last Supper, and it wasn't even an act of sacrilege that set France back 100 years.

Ladies and gentlemen, what you are looking at here is a bunch of men pretending to be women in the ugliest clothes you have ever seen, and no self-respecting woman would want to be seen scantily clad as she is on this stage.

I do not like to take the Lord's name in vain, so I leave the rest to the Lord.

Whoever commissioned the styling will be blindsided and sent to fashion prison. In fact, everyone involved in this should check their job description again, because they have brought a huge embarrassment on France and on themselves. (Related article: 'Malicious acts' wreak havoc at Olympics)

Does France need any special help in embarrassing itself?

Seriously ladies, how long are we going to stand by and tolerate men strutting around pretending to be our people? None of us are going to despise ourselves by wearing clothes this ugly. If “Daddy Never Loved Me” is a style, then Paris embodied it tonight.

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