Liberal City Tries To Tax Buildings Using Gas After Court Smacked Down Its Outright Ban On Gas Stoves
A heavily Democratic city in California is preparing to impose a tax on large buildings that use natural gas after a federal court rejected the city's attempt to ban gas hookups and stoves, The Daily Californian reported. On July 30, the Berkeley, California City Council voted to put a measure on the next ballot that […]
New Jersey Devils Drop Outright Hilarious Schedule Release Video With Dougie Hamilton
Interesting. Really. The NHL has officially called off its schedule, and to celebrate, the New Jersey Devils released a very comical video featuring their defenseman. Dougie Hamilton As a professor. The NFL has gone all out when it comes to schedule announcement videos, creating a thoroughbred-like competition between all 32 teams in the league to […]
Gregg Berhalter Needs To Be Fired After USMNT Suffers An Outright Disastrous Loss To Panama In Copa América
Gregg Berhalter should… quite frankly resign. Midfielder Timothy Ware Goalkeepers who received red cards in the first half Matt Turner The result was a complete disaster for the United States. Lost 2-1 Thursday against Panama in Copa America Group C. Oh, and let's not forget the fact that manager Gregg Berhalter is a total idiot! […]
Timberwolves’ Rudy Gobert Fined A Whopping $100,000 After Outright Disrespectful Money Gesture Towards Referees
This time the contempt was real. Rudy GobertThe Minnesota Timberwolves superstar center has been fined a hefty sum by the NBA for making gestures to referees that implied he had money at games. Things took a dark turn Friday night between the T-Wolves and the Cleveland Cavaliers. With less than 30 seconds left, the Timberwolves […]
North Alabama Hits Outright Insane Atlantic Sun Quarterfinal Buzzer-Beater To Signal That It’s Indeed March
This is March college basketball at its best, folks. We officially have the first buzzer beater of March Madness.Not only did it magically materialize (as always), but he also had one player in particular get an incredible payoff…insert guard KJ Johnson of North Alabama. Not only did Johnson advance North Alabama to the Atlantic Sun […]
New York Rangers Win Stadium Series Game With Outright Strange Goal … That Wasn’t Actually A Goal?
Sunday in Jersey got a little crazy. The New York Rangers and New York Islanders reignited their rivalry in the NHL Stadium Series game. Yes, outdoor style! The game was held at MetLife Stadium, home of the NFL's New York Giants and New York Jets. It was an intense match from start to finish, but […]
Dirty As Hell: UCLA’s Sebastian Mack Ejected For Outright Vicious Elbow To Utah Player’s Throat
Damn, Sebastian… that's not cool. UCLA and Utah State faced off in a good old Sunday night college basketball game (damn, I love that). This game was even more special as both teams are vying for a spot in NCAA March Madness. Now, on the Bruins side, one of their leaders is guard Sebastian Mack, […]
LIV Golf’s Season Opener In Mexico Sent Into Outright Chaos As Several Players Suffer Potential Food Poisoning: REPORT
LIV Golf just adds to the embarrassment… One Two things happened here. Either the LIV golfers completely ignored the warnings about drinking Mexican water, or they all ate dinner in the same place to their dismay. In any case, many of the boys suffered from apparent food poisoning, and as a result LIV's season opener […]
Trans Athlete Obliterating Opponents In High School Girls Basketball, One Team Outright Refuses To Compete Against
Here we revisit these absolutely sordid stories. The San Francisco Waldorf High School girls basketball team is currently on a five-game winning streak, largely due to captain and superstar player Henry Hanlon. The San Francisco Waldorf faced off against the Jewish community on Thursday, and the former won a resounding 54-22. Hanlon led the team […]
The Dak Prescott Bud Light Commercial Has Dropped, And It’s Outright Atrocious
… This was terrible. Bud Light has been in a rapid downward spiral since Dylan Mulvaney’s accident. Sales continue to drop week by week, Anheuser-Busch’s inventory drops, grocery stores can’t give out Bud Light at the moment, and Costco even gives it a “death star.” Well, in an attempt to bounce back from a stupid […]