Texans, please: Non-hairy education is coming to the public schools near you.

Texas Republican Rep. Stan Geldes has submitted that it will prohibit illegal expressions of role-play (fur) laws in education.

“Fur” emerges from the Internet subculture Very I’m interested in anthropomorphic animals. They often employ animal clones and wear elaborate costumes for sexual satisfaction. (Related: Fur hacker steals city government data | Daily caller)

Furries Act Prohibited “Non-human behaviour” by Texas schoolchildren. It’s included there. Use of trash cans, tails, chains, collars, “bar squeals, hissings”, “licking yourself for grooming and maintenance purposes.”

There is a teaching to the lowest common denominator, then “not licking oneself through algebra II.”

Republican Gov. Greg Abbott approved oversight of the fur at City Hall on Thursday, according to the Houston Chronicle.

“If you have children in public schools, there is one expectation: your child is to learn the basics of education – Reading and Mathematics and Science.” It is reportedly I said. “If they’re distracted by fur, those parents have the right to transfer their children to their school of choice.”(Related: School Choice Helps to Close the Performance Gap for Low-Income Students, Research | Daily Callers)

Ghouls and ghosts don’t have to worry – The bill exempts Halloween from costume restrictions, along with up to five school dress-up days that are not necessarily “related to the history or celebration of biological or artificial species other than Homo sapiens.”

Geldes emphasized the bill’s intentions xPost: “There’s no distraction. There’s no theater. It’s just education.”

He made this clear: “While school mascots, theatre and dress-up days continue to be part of the school’s spirit, the bill ensures that students and teachers can focus on academics rather than strange and unhealthy confusion.”

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But some people miss out on the strange and unhealthy distractions.

“This is ridiculous,” one parent responded with an X.

The Furries Act is not without precedent. State Republican Rep. Justin Humphrey proposed a 2024 bill that required school children to “engage in personification behaviors commonly referred to as fur.”

The Gerdes post was added by a community note claiming that “sensational claims that “literally behave as an animal” have been “repeated as a hoax” since at least 2021.”

However, students at Nebo Middle School in Utah performed a rebellion protest last year, claiming furry factions within the student group.

“We, not animals” cry students video Captured at the event.

“They bark the kids and spray Febreze in our eyes,” one student protester told the photographer.

When asked What the problematic students are wearing is, “The tail, ears, it is very sexual and inappropriate. They wear butt plug tails under their skirts.

They hope that the entire country will follow Texas by liberating children from the personified and terrifying rule of furry communities.

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