Damn it, Dabo! Who the hell hit you?
Dabo Swinney, head coach of the Clemson Tigers football program, decided to attend Saturday's UNC vs. Clemson game to watch a little college action. But my guy quickly stole all the attention from the match when people spotted his big black eyes. (Related: Kick Rocks! LSU's Bradyn Swinson gives Tigers' fired coaching staff a not-so-kind parting gift)
During the contest, which was being broadcast by ESPN, cameras showed Dabo on the screen. Because…why?
Dabo Swinney is a two-time national champion college football coach. Of course, it will also appear on the screen. However, that aura was completely put on hold when I saw a crazy glow under his left eye. And from there, there was an uproar online about what exactly happened to Dabo.
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Did Dabo Swinney catch a fade?Laughter pic.twitter.com/C0lky2EUQB
— John (@iam_johnw) January 6, 2024
Looks like it's been a rough week for Dabo Swinney 😬 pic.twitter.com/uSZIqmRyWG
— FanDuel Sportsbook (@FDSportsbook) January 6, 2024
Below are some valuable information I found from the internet.
Who introduced Dabo Swinney to them???? pic.twitter.com/uZDCLpUQH3
— Johnny A (@Johnansbro90) January 6, 2024
The only answer is @Lane_Kiffin
— Mike Birdman (@Burdman138) January 6, 2024
Apparently Dabo Swinney got into a fight at a bar. pic.twitter.com/ckf2eLdC4q
— NCISfanatic21 (@NCISfanatic_21) January 6, 2024
I can't help but think that perhaps a Clemson fan snuck up on Dabo and recorded some clean time. Of course, this is me being speculative and admitting to being a little reckless (but who doesn't like reckless speculation?). And why do I think so?
I blame Tyler:
This is the full question from “Tyler”. He said Dabo Swinney was starting to resemble Tommy Bowden and questioned his current value compared to his salary.
He also asked Dabo not to lump him in with the other 1.5% fans Swinney previously mentioned. https://t.co/pndtzG07TC pic.twitter.com/8YGOT77G0s
— Trey Wallace (@TreyWallace_) October 31, 2023
Where else could such black eyes come from?
I need answers, Dabo! I need answers!
