Executive That Nearly Destroyed Bud Light Into Nonexistence Now Works For LIV Golf In ‘Huge Win For PGA’
Alyssa Gordon Heynurse Shade… You may have heard of her. Otherwise, she is the executive who nearly nearly destroys Budlight with Asinin’s marketing tactics. from August to November 2022. 2023she was the vice president of the beer brand and worked for AB InBev as parent company. And, as you probably know, things were miserable. It’s […]
Zyn On Its Way To Becoming Next Bud Light
Smoking is for baby boomers and hipsters. VAPE is for strippers and neckbeards. But perhaps there’s nothing a hot-blooded young conservative man loves more than a Zyn brand nicotine pouch. Zyn is a staple at fraternity parties and weekend golf outings. As the workplace becomes increasingly feminized, it may be the only class that can […]
Bud Light’s Latest Marketing Scheme Proves They Think You’re Stupid
Bud Light executives seem to think that red-blooded American men are dumb lemmings who don't care about principles and will force-eat anything with a cool logo on it. From beer to trans juice brand Announced this week They're partnering with 26 different teams across the country to release limited edition college football cans, and sadly, […]
Bud Light Still Needs Bullying, But This Comeback Is Hard To Hate
Bud Light, America's beer embarrassing little brother, aired a commercial featuring Shane Gillis on Tuesday… and it's making us very emotional. First, some background: Bud Light was dethroned as the number one beer in America because they thought their customers wanted Dylan Mulvaney (who is biologically male but dresses as a cheesy female knockoff in […]
Crybaby Ace Gerrit Cole Mad That Beefy Slugger Took His Time On Home Run Trot… Maybe Don’t Give Up Home Runs Bud
New York Yankees ace Gerrit Cole dropped a huge bomb on the Blue Jays' Daniel Vogelbach during Friday's spring training game, then whined about Vogelbach celebrating a dinger. “So, what day is it? Is it still February? March 1st? Yeah, he was having fun with that home run,” Cole said, per Yankees beat reporter Brian […]
Bud Light’s New Super Bowl Ad Is A Far Cry From Dylan Mulvaney Debacle. Admittedly, It’s Pretty Good
Bud Light finally seems to have figured it out. Let's keep him interesting, stay American, and stay profitable. Bud Light has been on hiatus for almost a year now, which makes sense after the ridiculous Dylan Mulvaney scandal. But judging by the Super Bowl LVIII commercial, it appears conservatives' message got through to them. Named […]
Bud Light Hires Conservative-Friendly Comedian Shane Gillis In Face-Saving Move
In a wild face-saving move, Bud Light is teaming up with popular comedian and former cancellation survivor Shane Gillis in an unlikely brand deal, both sides announced on Instagram. Gillis, who was hired by Saturday Night Live and fired shortly after a joke on his podcast was discovered by the people who made it, announced […]
Bud Light Sales Tank Another 26% After Dylan Mulvaney Disaster
Things keep getting worse for Bud Light. Bud Light’s sales continue to drop in the aftermath of Dylan Mulvaney’s accident, according to the latest data, while the brand’s opponents continue to hunt for market share. Nielsen IQ dollar sales data provided to the Daily Caller by Bump Williams Consulting showed Anheuser-Busch’s decline extended, with the […]
Bartender Jokingly Disguises Bud Light As ‘Mystery Lager’ Amid The Beer Brand’s Cratering Sales
A video on Twitter has gone viral, showing Barr jokingly impersonating Bud Light in an attempt to boost his sluggish sales. The video, which has been viewed 4.5 million times and went viral on social media on Monday, shows a bartender unscrewing the tap handle of a Bud Light beer and replacing it with one […]
REPORT: Distributors Giving Up On Bud Light As They No Longer Expect Beer Giant To Recover From Dylan Mulvaney Fiasco
Bewilderment is real for Bud Light. Several Anheuser-Busch distributors say they have accepted the fact that consumers have lost money and a lot of money by boycotting Bud Light. Not only that, but it has also given up entirely on trying to win back customers negatively affected by the anti-American beer Dylan Mulvaney campaign, the […]
